http://www.goldenliterature.com/ The latest enjoyable reading material from GoldenLiterature.com Wed, 29 Aug 2007 18:37:00 GMT en-us http://goldenliterature.com/advertise.html http://goldenliterature.com/advertise.html Sat, 19 Jul 2008 3:30:00 EST I'm so sick of working and shit. http://goldenliterature.com/Features/stupid-poetry.html http://goldenliterature.com/Features/stupid-poetry.html Fri, 04 Jul 2008 4:30:00 EST Having recently passed the fifth anniversary of my high school graduation, I couldn’t help but reminisce about those largely forgettable four years. During this time, I discovered my old poetry booklet produced by the Creative Writing class I took during my senior year. Yes, it's just as bad as it sounds. http://www.goldenliterature.com/Stories/brick-mortar.html http://www.goldenliterature.com/Stories/brick-mortar.html Sun, 15 Jun 2008 3:30:00 EST Online shopping is one of the great conveniences of our modern society. 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