Some technology company just came out with a new product earlier this week and based on whatever the majority of you feel, I believe it's either the greatest technological achievement in the history of mankind and will surely change our world forever, or the product is a total piece of shit that people will look back on years from now and say, “Wow, what a stupid piece of shit that thing was”.
Furthermore, do you know what kind of people are total morons and completely worthy of being denounced in an angry and comical fashion? That would be the people who either like or don't like this new technology product as well as all the products from this technology company in general. How can you people seriously not recognize the greatness or shittiness of this new product and all of the company's other products in general? Fucking cunts, all of you!
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CEO of this technology company is either one of the world's most brilliant
and innovative men or a huge jerkface, depending on whichever makes the
majority of you hold a favorable opinion of this article and its author. |
Hey, do you know what would be kind of funny, but not that funny, regardless of how everyone feels about the new technology product? A visual parody of the new technology product. Can we get one of those?
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What do YOU think about this technology company's new product or the company's products in general? Be sure to voice your opinion in the comments section or in the forums or make a video response, because everyone will care what you think!