A
Technology Company Unveiled A New Product and I Have Some
Sort of Reaction to It
January 31, 2010

Some technology company
just came out with a new product earlier this week and based
on whatever the majority of you feel, I believe it's either
the greatest technological achievement in the history of mankind
and will surely change our world forever, or the product is
a total piece of shit that people will look back on years
from now and say, “Wow, what a stupid piece of shit
that thing was”.
Furthermore, do you know
what kind of people are total morons and completely worthy
of being denounced in an angry and comical fashion? That would
be the people who either like or don't like this new technology
product as well as all the products from this technology company
in general. How can you people seriously not recognize the
greatness or shittiness of this new product and all of the
company's other products in general? Fucking cunts, all of
you!
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The
CEO of this technology company is either one of the
world's most brilliant and innovative men or a huge
jerkface, depending on whichever makes the majority
of you hold a favorable opinion of this article and
its author. |
Hey, do you know what would
be kind of funny, but not that funny, regardless of how everyone
feels about the new technology product? A visual parody of
the new technology product. Can we get one of those?
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Thanks! |
What do YOU
think about this technology company's new product or the company's
products in general? Be sure to voice your opinion in the
comments section or in the forums or make a video response,
because everyone will care what you think!
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