Golden Literature's Maddox 10th Anniversary Tribute Series. Part 5 of 5
Children Are Talented
** This is a parody of "I am better than your kids" by Maddox.
The Premise: Children are very talented in many domains, especially art. Here I will analyze some children’s drawings and assign them a grade between ‘A’ and ‘F’.
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Very creative work! This definitely has a refrigerator magnet in its future! A |
Sally, age 8 |
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Excellent! This was well worth the thousands of dollars your parents paid to give you private art lessons. A |
Chuck, age 6 |
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Some people would call you a talentless waste of semen who should have been aborted, but not me. Nice job! A |
Max, age 5 |
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Cool picture Billy! It almost compensates for the fact that you’re getting bad grades in school and have no friends…almost. A |
Billy, age 9 |
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Wow, a Flyers symbol! It’s unoriginal, uninspired, and yet totally awesome! A |
Sam, age 7 |
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This one…well…let’s just say you’re a nice kid and leave it at that. B+ |
Melissa, age 3 |
I can't believe how much children rule.
Back to how modest and humble I am...
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